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/> <b>Blonde Jokes? Are you one?</b><p> <i>I&#39;ll start: What do you get when you turn a blonde head down? A brunette with bad breath!</i></p><p> There was a brunette, redhead, blonde and one, they were being chased by police. They hid in the barn, the police found them. They hid in the house, police found them. Then they found three bags of potatoes on the side of the road. The police kicked the first containing the brunette, and she said &quot;Meow!&quot;. &quot;Oh, it&#39;s just a stupid cat,&quot; said police. Then the police started the second one, which contained the Readhead, and she screamed &quot;ARF ARF!&quot; &quot;Oh, it&#39;s just a stupid dog,&quot; said police. Then the police kicked the third bag, containing the blonde who said: &quot;POTATOOOOOOOO!&quot;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fresh-bad-breath.com/bad-breath-2/bad-breath-jokes-118/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>funny bad breath jokes</title><link>http://www.fresh-bad-breath.com/bad-breath-2/funny-bad-breath-jokes-167/</link> <comments>http://www.fresh-bad-breath.com/bad-breath-2/funny-bad-breath-jokes-167/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 11:26:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Bad Breath]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bad breath jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny bad breath jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[your breath smells like jokes]]></category><guid
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style="margin-right:20px" src="http://www.fresh-bad-breath.com/wp-content/uploads/funny bad breath jokes_2.jpg" border="0" alt="funny bad breath jokes" align="left" /></p><p>You and I have heard that humor is the most powerful tool of seduction. If you can only make a girl laugh with you, you can get unlimited access your psyche and inevitably, his heart. But why so many men still do not to pick up women? All have tried to be funny, but the result of their efforts failed so completely shameful. The women ended up laughing at them instead of with them. It is painful to see.</p><p>So what can be done to ensure that the woman, talking laughing because it&#8217;s really funny? Read on to find out how to correctly use humor to seduce beautiful girls.</p><p><span
style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Using humor as a technique Killer Flirting</strong></span></p><p><em><strong>1.</strong></em> Concentrate on establishing a relationship only joking</p><p>Putting things into perspective. A young girl about her target is not only an audience for his jokes. You are a man who wants to date it is not a comedian who wants to audition for a casting. If you want to laugh and be really keen to establish a relationship. Your goal should be to make you relax, not to make people laugh, and he outlined a joke. If relaxed enough, and she has fun with you in the conversation progresses, excellent!</p><p><strong><em>2.</em></strong> Cheer</p><p>Everyone has a bad day occasionally. If the day is sad, try to get rid of the tension in your mind when listening to music before that out. You can also chill out with some good friends before coming to the bars. You can not be fun if you&#8217;re grumpy, plain and simple.</p><p><strong><em>3.</em></strong> Smile</p><p>Many men have no idea of the formal (or even fear) are if they do not smile. Before approaching a girl, take a deep breath and relax. Easy smile when you look at you and say &#8220;hello&#8221; in his brain before he actually say hello. Thus, his greeting is warmer and more genuine. If you start right, joking be easy.</p><p>Remember, you do not have to feel pressured to deliver a joke. Only you have to go with the flow and find some humor in the stories they tell and the stories they share with you.</p><p>Now here&#8217;s one killer BONUS tactic to make any woman fall in love with you&#8230;.and when combined with the power of humor you will indeed become unstoppable!</p><p><strong>Fractionation</strong> is considered as a &#8216;dark art&#8217; tactic which is the basis of hypnosis-based seduction, and while controversial, it is known to be one of the most effective tactics ever invented by underground seductionists. It is described in a step-by-step system in the Deadly Seduction Manuscript (<a
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